A software salesman died. He approached the pearly gates where
the attendant told him he had a choice of heaven or hell. First
he visited heaven, where everyone was flying around playing
harps. Pretty boring. Then he visited hell where a toga party
was in progress with plenty of good food, music, etc. and
everyone seemed to be having a blast.
"I'll take hell," he said. He was immediately thrust in the
fiery depths and a dozen demons set upon him, poking him with
their spears and pitchforks as he roasted, his screams joining
those around him. Just then Satan walked by. Between his
screams he managed to gasp out, "Hey, what happened to that
party I saw going on?"
"Ah," said Satan. "You must have seen our demo."